You see… I have all this hair.
It’s undyed, uncurled, uncut, and unstyled.
I’m not entirely sure of what to do with it.
It stymies me so much, I’ve thought of cutting it all off and selling it.
But my husband likes it. What he doesn’t understand is that I need to do something with it!
At this point it’s just hanging off my scalp, like a limp, dirty-blonde noodle.